Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn’t say a word, I mean, you’d be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now. it’d be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met, you probably would’ve hit me.

Jane: What do you mean?

Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

—— Kicking and Screaming (1995)